Cloned Cats That Glow

South Korean scientists say they have cloned cats whose genes have been altered so that they glow in the dark – taking advantage of a technological twist that could someday be used to make more dramatic genetic changes in all sorts of creatures…including you!

Submitted by Melissa…


As I sat in meditative trance, a passing courier said to me: ‘Your consciousness arises because ‘Earth’, a holographic transceiver, accidentally intercepts communications sent between two opposing intergalactic forces. You mistake these ill-gotten messages for angels, gods, extra-terrestrials — for your own minds — and bow to them. But these are only messages, sent by forces who do not know that you eavesdrop on their conversation, or even that you exist.’

I told the courier: ‘Go screw yourselves,’ because it would not provide a certified public key to authenticate its identity and the integrity of the data.

Mind Games

New on the Internet: a community of people who believe the government is beaming voices into their minds. They may be crazy, but the Pentagon has pursued a weapon that can do just that.

…given the history of America’s clandestine research, it’s reasonable to assume that if the defense establishment could develop mind-control or long-distance ray weapons, it almost certainly would. And, once developed, the possibility that they might be tested on innocent civilians could not be categorically dismissed.

My Momma Always Says “Stupid Is As Stupid Does”

A man is in critical condition after authorities said he tried to steal copper wiring at an electrical substation.  His actions caused sparks to fly.  He received burns all over his body and power went out for thousands.  Most the 7,300 homes affected were in East Austin.  The outage happened just before rush hour Wednesday night and caused traffic jams because traffic lights were affected.  The suspect’s botched attempts caused him to catch fire.  Witness Jessie Hernandez said she told the man to Stop, Drop and Roll.  “He was burning up, he was still on fire,” Hernandez said. “And I was telling him to drop and roll around, to roll around and turn out the fire.”  Paramedics airlifted the man to Brackenridge Hospital.  He was later transferred to Brooke Army Medical Center’s burn unit in San Antonio and is in extremely critical condition.

The End – Goodbye From

The fee for hosting this website will soon be due and I don’t have the cash to spare for it. Basically it’s the cost of two tanks of gasoline for my truck and that is outrageous…

I rarely post anymore, anyway… it’s just not fun anymore. My life has changed a lot in the last year and fun is no longer on the menu…

So the Mutant will be migrating to until things change or evolve into something else…

Fond farewells to all my paranoid internet friends, I already miss you…

It’s high time for a walk on the real side
Let’s admit the bastards beat us
I move to dissolve the corporation
In a pool of margaritas
So let’s switch off all the lights
And light up all the Luckies
Crankin’ up the afterglow
‘Cause we’re goin’ out of business
Everything must go

Talk about your major pain and suffering
Now our self-esteem is shattered
Show the world our mighty hidey-ho face
As we go sliding down the ladder
It was sweet up at the top
‘Til that ill wind started blowing
Now it’s cozy down below
‘Cause we’re goin’ out of business
Everything must go

We gave it our best shot
But keep in mind we got a lot
The sky the moon good food and the weather
First-run movies — does anybody get lucky twice?
Wouldn’t it be nice…

Tell me can you dig it Miss Fugazy
Now it’s gone from late to later
Frankly I could use a little face time
In the service elevator
And if Dave from Acquisitions
Wants to get in on the action
With his Handicam in tow
Well we’re goin’ out of business
Everything must go

Can it be the sorry sun is rising
Guess it’s time for us to book it
Talk about the famous road not taken
In the end we never took it
And if somewhere on the way
We got a few good licks in
No one’s ever gonna know
‘Cause we’re goin’ out of business
Everything must go

—Steely Dan

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